It is being reported in Louisville that UofL Head Coach Steve Kragthorpe will only dress 20 players for this weekend's rivalry game against UK......the other players will have to dress themselves.
What do you get if you drive slowly through the UofL campus? A Degree.
How many UofL freshman does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. That's a 200 level course.
Why do UofL receivers where wrist bands? To keep the handcuffs from chaffing.
How do you get a UofL grad off your doorstep? Pay him for the pizza.
Finally...why do UofL students go to movie theatres in packs of 18? Because 17 and under and not admitted.
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